For a roleplay. Probably won't make sense to anyone else.
My Main Characters: Emma, Evelyn, Reynaldo, Ryan.
~ Tuesday, January 24 ~
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Men do not roar. Women roar. (longingly) And they hurl heavy objects… and claw at you…

What does the man do?

He reads love poetry… (pulls himself together) He ducks a lot.

— Worf explaining Klingon mating practices to Wesley
Tags: V likes to quote things. Ryan Glick. Emma Sanchez.
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~ Sunday, January 22 ~
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Tags: Ryan Glick. V likes to quote things.
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~ Sunday, January 8 ~
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But if you think there’s something else, well you’re right, there is. There’s something else. But if you think I’m gonna tell you think again, why should I even think of telling you what there is?

Yeah, ‘cause silence is knowledge, and knowledge is power. I’m under explicit orders to dare not speak its name. Listen up, I just work here. Oh, I dare not speak its name, I can’t keep talking about it, I dare not speak its name.

— “Opposite Day,” by Andrew Bird
Tags: Ryan Glick. Emma Sanchez. V likes lyrics.
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~ Friday, January 6 ~
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Bored, dollmaker. All my main characters and my hoping-to-turn-into-main characters.

From left to right: Emma, Evelyn, Isaac, Lucrezia, Reynaldo, Ryan and Talia.

Bored, dollmaker. All my main characters and my hoping-to-turn-into-main characters.

From left to right: Emma, Evelyn, Isaac, Lucrezia, Reynaldo, Ryan and Talia.

Tags: Emma Sanchez. Evelyn Glick. Isaac Sowka. Lucrezia Morath. Reynaldo Glick. Ryan Glick. Talia Torres. V likes dollmakers.
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~ Wednesday, October 19 ~
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Tags: Texts from City of Demons. Ryan Glick. Emma Sanchez.
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~ Wednesday, October 12 ~
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And last night, when my hands were choking you
Last night, when the room and your mood was dipping
And last night, when the ropes were pulling you in
You said, “Hey, how could you love me this way?
— “Paint’s Peeling” by Rilo Kiley
Tags: V likes lyrics. Emma Sanchez. Ryan Glick. Crazy little thing called love.
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~ Sunday, October 2 ~
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When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

Emma: ::strokes Ryan’s hair:: If you say another word against it, I’ll take the rest of your clothes and send you out in a thong.
Ryan: ::makes a strangled sound::
Shelly: Just out of curiosity, one of your thongs, or does he have one?
Emma: He has a few. They’ve been very useful from time to time.
Ryan: ::hastily:: I’m not complaining! I’m going! ::flees::

According to one of my favorite kink bloggers, thongs are great for wearing over chastity devices.

And that’s why Ryan decided that that was a good time to bravely run away.

Tags: OMG kink! Filling in the blanks. Ryan Glick.
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~ Saturday, October 1 ~
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Tags: Ryan Glick. Texts from City of Demons.
~ Saturday, August 27 ~
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At some point, when Shelly isn’t looking and hasn’t been for some time (long enough for, say, a brother to sneak around) and after Ryan’s been out of the house for a little while (oddly long, as if maybe he’d gone shopping on his way back), this will MYSTERIOUSLY APPEAR in Shelly’s room.

MYSTERIOUSLY!

At some point, when Shelly isn’t looking and hasn’t been for some time (long enough for, say, a brother to sneak around) and after Ryan’s been out of the house for a little while (oddly long, as if maybe he’d gone shopping on his way back), this will MYSTERIOUSLY APPEAR in Shelly’s room.

MYSTERIOUSLY!

Tags: Filling in the blanks. Ryan Glick. Shelly Glick.
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~ Monday, August 8 ~
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We tend to think that emotions such as fear and anger cause our hearts to speed up. According to the two-factor theory of emotion, it’s the other way around. When you meet a 15-foot-tall grizzly bear in the woods, your body doesn’t have time to ask your brain about feelings. Instinct takes over and turns your heart into an internal combustion engine. According to the theory, it’s only later that we come up with “an emotional interpretation of that arousal” and decide we were scared.

Here’s where it gets weird. If you experience the symptoms of fear around someone with your preferred brand of sexual organ, your brain will assume that your heart was racing because you were sexually attracted to that person. Seriously. Science even found a way to prove it.
Tags: V likes to quote things. Ryan Glick.
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~ Wednesday, July 27 ~
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Ominous.

(A bunch of links in my head that may or may not be obvious.)

Ryan: Grabbing people and pushing them around to prove a point is exactly the kind of bullshit that I do not like.

(This applies to all forms of assault. Including forcible transfiguration, and poisoning.)

Emma: You’re still breaking, aren’t you.
Ryan: ::weak smile:: Aren’t I always?
Emma: ::looks at him, traces a fingertip across his face:: How do I put you back together this time?

Ryan: I’ve been angling for low-key stuff.
Shelly: ::slight frown:: How come?
Ryan: …uh, crisis happening? Extra-difficult vampires to take care of?
Shelly: Right. Sorry.

Satrai: He pierced her with a spur on his his left hind limb.
Shelly: Do you know if it was on purpose? Is this something I should be on guard for?
Satrai: I believe it to have been purposeful retaliation.

Emma: He knows that platypus venom isn’t lethal to humans, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s just stressed enough to snap.

(Ryan, in fact, knows the full effects of platypus venom.)

Wikipedia: Although powerful enough to kill smaller animals, [platypus] venom is not lethal to humans. However, it produces excruciating pain which may be intense enough to incapacitate the victim.

Jibriel: That seems ominous.
[…]
Emma: Yes.

Tags: Ryan Glick. Filling in the blanks.
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~ Monday, July 25 ~
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In case you were wondering what catchy song Emma will be tormenting Ryan with when he’s back to normal.

Tags: Emma Sanchez. Ryan Glick. What the hell did I let her talk me into?
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~ Saturday, July 23 ~
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Tags: Ryan Glick. Texts from City of Demons.
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~ Friday, July 22 ~
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I dreamed I called you on the telephone
to say: Be kinder to yourself
but you were sick and would not answer
— “For the Dead” by Adrienne Rich
Tags: V likes to quote things. Ryan Glick. Denna Pryce.
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