Men do not roar. Women roar. (longingly) And they hurl heavy objects… and claw at you…
What does the man do?
He reads love poetry… (pulls himself together) He ducks a lot.
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Men do not roar. Women roar. (longingly) And they hurl heavy objects… and claw at you…
What does the man do?
He reads love poetry… (pulls himself together) He ducks a lot.
But if you think there’s something else, well you’re right, there is. There’s something else. But if you think I’m gonna tell you think again, why should I even think of telling you what there is?
Yeah, ‘cause silence is knowledge, and knowledge is power. I’m under explicit orders to dare not speak its name. Listen up, I just work here. Oh, I dare not speak its name, I can’t keep talking about it, I dare not speak its name.
Bored, dollmaker. All my main characters and my hoping-to-turn-into-main characters.
From left to right: Emma, Evelyn, Isaac, Lucrezia, Reynaldo, Ryan and Talia.
Emma: ::strokes Ryan’s hair:: If you say another word against it, I’ll take the rest of your clothes and send you out in a thong.
Ryan: ::makes a strangled sound::
Shelly: Just out of curiosity, one of your thongs, or does he have one?
Emma: He has a few. They’ve been very useful from time to time.
Ryan: ::hastily:: I’m not complaining! I’m going! ::flees::
According to one of my favorite kink bloggers, thongs are great for wearing over chastity devices.
And that’s why Ryan decided that that was a good time to bravely run away.
At some point, when Shelly isn’t looking and hasn’t been for some time (long enough for, say, a brother to sneak around) and after Ryan’s been out of the house for a little while (oddly long, as if maybe he’d gone shopping on his way back), this will MYSTERIOUSLY APPEAR in Shelly’s room.
MYSTERIOUSLY!
(A bunch of links in my head that may or may not be obvious.)
Ryan: Grabbing people and pushing them around to prove a point is exactly the kind of bullshit that I do not like.
(This applies to all forms of assault. Including forcible transfiguration, and poisoning.)
Emma: You’re still breaking, aren’t you.
Ryan: ::weak smile:: Aren’t I always?
Emma: ::looks at him, traces a fingertip across his face:: How do I put you back together this time?
Ryan: I’ve been angling for low-key stuff.
Shelly: ::slight frown:: How come?
Ryan: …uh, crisis happening? Extra-difficult vampires to take care of?
Shelly: Right. Sorry.
Satrai: He pierced her with a spur on his his left hind limb.
Shelly: Do you know if it was on purpose? Is this something I should be on guard for?
Satrai: I believe it to have been purposeful retaliation.
Emma: He knows that platypus venom isn’t lethal to humans, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s just stressed enough to snap.
(Ryan, in fact, knows the full effects of platypus venom.)
Wikipedia: Although powerful enough to kill smaller animals, [platypus] venom is not lethal to humans. However, it produces excruciating pain which may be intense enough to incapacitate the victim.
Jibriel: That seems ominous.
[…]
Emma: Yes.
In case you were wondering what catchy song Emma will be tormenting Ryan with when he’s back to normal.